超精彩的英语笑话

　　从笑话中学习英语，轻松自在，让你充满自信、左右逢源。以下是小编准备的超精彩的英语笑话段子，一起来爆笑吧!

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　　超精彩的英语笑话段子(一)

　　　　死后重生

　　"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

　　"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

　　"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

　　“你相信人死后仍有生命吗?”老板问他的一个员工。

　　“是的，先生。”这个新员工回答说。

　　“哦，那么，这样说来一切就很正常了，”老板继续说，“在你今早离开，去参加你奶奶的'葬礼，她来看你了。”

　　超精彩的英语笑话段子(二)

　　　　视力训练

　　the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：

　　班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。

　　"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."

　　“十六个兵外加一个中士，长官。”

　　"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

　　“正确，可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”

　　"he's not doing any digging, sir."

　　“他不干活，长官。”

　　超精彩的英语笑话段子(三)

　　　　One Point

　　Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -"62-63", "63-64", "64-65", etc.

　　One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"

　　一分之差

　　位于印第安那州瓦巴西的怀兹中学，其门厅里悬挂着过去四十年间样篮球队的照片。每幅照片前排中间的队员举着一个篮球，上面标明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。

　　一天，我看到一个新生很困惑地看着照片。他朝我转过身来，说道：“多奇怪呀，这些队都是以一分之差输掉的!"