笑破肚子英语笑话

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笑破肚子英语笑话

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笑破肚子英语笑话

  笑破肚子英语笑话(一)

  火柴

  How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

  不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火,而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火柴,真纳闷。

  笑破肚子英语笑话(二)

  the lowest grade

  "Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

  "Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."

  最低分

  学生:“教授先生,我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的`觉得我不应该得零蛋。”

  老师:“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”

  笑破肚子英语笑话(三)

  Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool." "But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.

  一次,歌德正在魏玛一个公园的狭窄小道上散步。碰巧,他遇见了一个对他怀有敌意的评论家。两人都停了下来,彼此相互对视。接着评论家说道:“我决不会给傻瓜让路。”“可我会.”说完歌德退到了一边。

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