双语带翻译英语笑话

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双语带翻译英语笑话

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  双语带翻译英语笑话(一)

双语带翻译英语笑话

  Only one piece of meat 只有一块肉

  Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.

  Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.

  顾客:服务员,我盘子里怎么只有一块肉?

  服务员:先生,请稍候,我去把它切成两块。

  双语带翻译英语笑话(二)

  The Perfect Son 完美的儿子

  A: I have the perfect son.

  B: Does he smoke?

  A: No, he doesn't.

  B: Does he drink whiskey?

  A: No, he doesn't.

  B: Does he ever come home late?

  A: No, he doesn't.

  B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

  A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

  A:我有一个很完美的儿子。

  B:他抽烟吗?

  A:不抽。

  B:他喝威士忌酒吗?

  A:不喝。

  B:他会不会很晚回家?

  A:不会。

  B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子。那他多大了?

  A:下个星期三就满6个月了。

  双语带翻译英语笑话(三)

  Is that clock right? 这钟准确吗?

  Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please?

  After a few months, Dan said to himself, I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here. Then he did so.

  Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time, he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, Is that clock right?

  丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口,而且许多人都会停下来问他:请问现在几点?

  几个月后,丹想:我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了,我要去买一只大钟,把它挂在这儿的墙上。于是他买了一只钟,把它挂在了墙上。

  现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。他高兴地想。可是打那以后,每天仍有许多人停下来,看看钟,然后问丹:这钟准吗?

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