英语笑话故事及翻译：

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　　英语笑话故事及翻译：Marry Him

　　Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother.

　　"Marry him!"

　　嫁给他

　　简很爱托尼，但是当他们一起出去的时候，托尼总是大手大脚地花钱，这使简感到很不安。“我怎样才能不让托尼在我身上花那么多钱呢?”她问自已的母亲。

　　“嫁给他!”

　　英语笑话故事及翻译：A Girl's Wish

　　On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

　　小女孩的愿望

　　在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。

　　英语笑话故事及翻译：Go Barefoot

　　In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.

　　Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat. I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear.

　　When doorbell rang I waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: "Go barefoot."

　　光着脚去

　　中学的时候，我对自己的高度非常敏感。

　　一次，一位救生员约我出去。事实上，我从未和他并肩站过，因而不知道他到底有多高。因此约会那晚，我拿出两双鞋，一双高跟，一双平跟。我安排哥哥去开门，让他和救生员比比高度，再上楼告诉我应穿哪双鞋。

　　门铃响了，我在楼上等着。哥哥跑上楼告诉了我一个不幸的消息：“你可以光着脚去约会。”

　　英语笑话故事及翻译：Impudent Questions

　　A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders.

　　The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her plum-cake on a velvet lawn under a white-blooming cherry tree, said to her hostess:

　　"Does your husband drink?"

　　"Why-er-no, not to excess," was the astonished reply.

　　"How much does he make?"

　　"He doesn't work, " said the lady. "He is a capitalist."

　　"You keep out of debt, I hope?"

　　"Of course, child. What on earth do you mean by all these impudent questions?"

　　"Impudent?" said the little girl. "Why, Ma'am, Mother told me to be sure and behave like a lady, and when ladies call at our rooms they always question Mother like that."

　　无礼的问题

　　一个住在城东贫民区的小女孩获得邀请，参加一位贵妇人为城东贫民区的'孩子们举行的花园晚会。

　　在一棵开满了白色小花儿的樱桃树下，小女孩坐在柔软的草地上，一边品尝着她的茶和梅子蛋糕，一边对贵妇人说：“你的丈夫酗酒吗?” “呃，呃，不，他喝得不多。”夫人一脸惊诧。

　　“他挣多少钱?”

　　“他不工作，”夫人回答说，“他是个资本家。”

　　“我希望你们没有负债吧?”

　　“当然没有，孩子。你问这么些无礼的问题到底是想说什么呢?”

　　“无礼?”小女孩说，“怎么会呢，夫人?妈妈要我的举止一定要象夫人们一样，当她们到我们家做客的时候，她们总是那样问我妈妈的。”