简单的英文小笑话

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  简单的英文小笑话篇1

  One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

  一天,比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭。当服务员端上两份牛排时,比尔迅速地为自己拿了比较大的那块。

  Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

  汤姆对此很不开心:“你什么时候能学会礼貌?”

  Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

  比尔说:“如果让你先拿,你会拿哪个?”

  Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

  汤姆说:“当然是小的那个。”

  Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

  比尔:“那你还抱怨什么?小的那个不就是你想要的,不是吗?”

  简单的英文小笑话篇2

  Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.

  小男孩:爸爸,我想结婚。

  Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?

  爸爸打趣地问道:噢!谁是你心中合适的人选?

  Little boy: Grandma.

  小男孩:奶奶。

  Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?

  爸爸:等一下,你认为我会让你娶我的妈妈?

  Little boy: Why not? You married mine.

  小男孩:为什么不?你娶了我的妈妈。

  简单的英文小笑话篇3

  Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

  老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

  Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

  学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

  Teacher: Please tell us.

  老师:请说说看。

  Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

  学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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